Sunday, May 4, 2008

My First Weekend Alone

Holy Shit,

I had my first weekend alone since November 2005. I went to visit my parents in Maryland. Could you imagine? Living with your partner and not going out without them in 2 years??? Crazy??? Not to me i got so use to it i see it as nothing. Sad, but true.
I originally moved to jersey to be with my partner. What a move and I wasn't even 21 yet!

Anyways I don't want to get sidetracked. So i went out to D.C. with my boys to this club called "ibiza". Off of New York Ave downtown. It's suppose to be a hot club now besides " Love". We got a table...yeah we have BIG MONEY. Our server was this white brawd, she was on point with us gettin' the bottles of henney, vodka, Moet. Like my boy said...that night was sponsored by Moet & lots of Cash.
There was a total of 5 of us, it was almost the end of the night and one dude (which i did NOT know) slipped by without paying is fucking share. that pissed me off i hate bogus ass people. if you not gonna pay stay the fuck home Bitch. i was tore up and met some really nice people. UGLY people by the way.
You Maryland fucks are ugly. learn to take care of yourself!!!!!! i know I'm from there but damn when i lived there i kept it natural the white tee and jeans and the uptowns. kept the hair tight and i was lookin' great. The Morena's YUCK...they wore sun dress' into the club WHAT?????????????
so anywhoo...my Friday night was great i love my homies they are always there for me and know how to throw down B.

NOW Saturday.
- My cuzz-O drove me around with Too- Tall and we grabbed some Apple bee's. They have some bangin' bbq wings. Afterwards we dropped my cuzz-O's son off at his grandmothers house and we were OUT!
apparently his grandmothers husband is a Doctor and we explained to him that my cuzz-O's dog his this ear thing going on. He gave us HUMAN.....HUMAN antibiotics. we got to her house and gave the dog the medz. Oh lawd the dogs face blew up like a balloon. So we rushed over to the hospital. talk about scary sh!t. the doctor came out and tried to Hustle us for 500 dollars???? whatttt??? I talked to him with the Jersey attitude and got him to lower the shit to 300 dollars...gotta put these assholes on place.

We left the night with a BANG. went to a strip joint and it was STUPID DISGUSTING... Yuck- AY! bitches on dudes let'n em fuck em and touch em and lick em and squeeze em. Lawd have mer- SAY! i could not believe my eyes. by the way the bitches were UGLY again. I would love to tell you more but it was a little to much.

my weekend alone was great. reminded me of the old days with my peoples and how we use to roll

1 comment:

Angry Girlfriend said...

Very interesting weekend indeed. If I had to take anyone to a whore house with me, I'm glad it was you, LOL

Most of those bitches look as if they had just given birth earlier that day.

They were in horrible shape, and they were ugly as shit!