The case of the GAY LANDLORD

Ever had a landlord you hated? a landlord that scared you? a landlord that tried to hustle you? or even a landlord that might be a little to overly Happy??

well my fellow fuckers...my Landlord is a little different. We moved into this new appartment a couple months back. We live on the second floor, he's on the first and underneath him lives his Puerto Rican Mother. His appartment is WAY to clean and he's in his early 30's. My wife and I always thought there was something off about him.

I think he comes into our appartment when we aren't here. You know when you get that feeling something isn't right? Yeah well we feel that. even if we put things in our house a certain way he would know that we put it there. Ever seen the movie " Mr. Brooks ". Yeah well he reminds me of that crazy man.

What pisses me off is that he slams his closet doors and we hear it all the damn time. we even hear his conversations. His floors are all wood so everything in his appartment Echos. HE coughs , sneezes, Sings (yes he sings), laughs & fuckin talks I hear EVERYTHING.

This spanish brawd comes over and I think it might be his coverup jump off. He knows he ain't smashin that ass. Hell naw he's tellin her all about his nigga that he's fuckin or the nice shoes and shirts he saw at the mall. The bitch walks throughout the house with heals. she comes in only at nights by the way!!! she's ghetto as fuck, talks all loud n shit.

anyways I live over a Loud, Gay, Mama's boy, fake jump off havin, puerto rican Landlord. OH! he makes boo koo money too almost 6 figures and he's boring!!

...what does this tell you ?